100+ Swahili Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (Mchongoano)
Uko na kichwa kubwa hadi ukitoka nje kunakua giza (Your head is so big that it turns dark whenever you go outside)
Uko na kipara hadi ukivaa polo neck unakaa rollon (You have a bald head in that you look like a rollon when you wear a polo neck)
Uko na mkono rough hadi ukishika mouse computer inaandika “found new hardware!” (Your hands are rough that when you touch a mouse the computer writes on it’s screen “Found new hardware!)
Umezoea kuchana muguka sana hadi unaogopa kumeza mboga (You chew Khat so much that you are afraid of swallowing vegetables)
Umezoea kuokoa jahazi hadi Safaricom hukuuliza “Utahama lini?” (You like to take airtime loans even Safaricom always asks you “Utahama lini?”) Utahama lini: was a Safaricom a telecommunication company giant in East and central Africa promotion that awarded it’s subscribers with houses. Utahama Lini? means When will you move?